”If you want to compete on the High Street in 2012 you have to be brilliant, and at 66p, the Greggs sausage roll is a British battleship.” - Alex James, the man behind 2 UK number 1s, that Girls & Boys bassline, and a Glastonbury headline slot.
Alex James has gone downhill since the days when he and I were in a band together.
(We weren’t in a band together.)